The programs for the 2009 Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival and the Salon of Awesome Cinema have been selected. Here are some highlights...

Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival Highlights (Oct. 17)

Films from the 2009 69 Hour Film Challenge (Oct. 17)

Highlights from The Salon of Awesome Cinema (Oct 15)

Darryl's Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival

Saturday October 17, 2009 9pm
The Bloor Cinema
506 Bloor St., W., Toronto
416-516-2331.
Tickets $20 at the door
Licenced 19+ only

The Secret List Revealed!

1. a contortionist
2. pie
3. a fist
4. a robot
5. the line 'I love butt sex and uncircumcised penises. There, I said it.'
6. tin foil
7. a sign that says 'place mouth here'
8. something that has the same name as a cocktail ( ie. pink lady, rusty nail, sex on the beach... )
9. the line 'it doesn't count unless you do it on all fours'
10. the word "ass-tastic"

You must use at least 3 of these items in your film. The film must be five minutes or less.
The deadline is 6:00pm this Sunday October 4, 2009.

Good Luck!

Naughty films made in 69 hours. Part of the Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival.

The challenge takes place October 1 - 4 2009 and is open to anyone. There is no entry fee. The challenge begins at 9pm Thursday October 1, 2009 when the secret list of ten items is revealed. Film makers must use at least three items from the list and submit a finished film by 6pm Sunday October 4. The finished films will be screened at 8pm Monday October 5, 2009 at The Comedy Bar ( 945 Bloor St. W. ). The best films will go on to play at The Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival and be eligible for the 69 Hour Award.

The evening will also include films from previous screenings including the recent Montreal 69 Hour Challenge.

The 69 Hour Film Challenge
2009 Premier Screening
8pm, Monday October 5, 2009
The Comedy Bar
945 Bloor St. W. Toronto
$5 ( free for the film makers )

Darryl’s Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival – One Night Only!

Monday August 17th

Voodoo Room Ballroom
19a West Register St
Edinburgh
EH2 2AA
thevoodoorooms.com

Admission: FREE!
Doors open 10:45 – screening at 11:00 PM.
Dress Code: Dress as your inner porn star – Prizes for most innovative outfits.

Darryl’s Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival is one of the hottest touring underground film festivals

Darryl Gold will be traveling to Sydney Australia with a classy program of shorts from the best of The Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival. It's part of the Possible Worlds Film Festival. Which is an all-Canadian Film Festival... in Australia... hey, it's possible.

Friday August 21 and Sunday August 23, 2009.

http://www.possibleworlds.net.au/

Dingo!

Darryl's Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival returns to Toronto and Montreal this October with it's 10th annual show. Featuring more funny short films about sex from Canada and around the globe. One night only! 10th Annual Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival Saturday October 17, 2009 - Bloor Cinema Toronto Saturday October 24, 2009 - Montreal - venue TBA Submissions are open. SEND US YOUR PORN!